Stepping Outside the Ballroom…Because Rules Were Made to be Broken…
A proper lady must always stand up straight.
A woman’s posture should be adaptable to situation and circumstances, at the ready to crouch low, spring fast, execute a high kick or leap to an adjacent rooftop.
Adopt courteous dignity when involved in social discourse. Never laugh loudly or raise your voice.
Don’t underestimate the power of a sharp whistle or distracting call across the square. Your voice is an effective weapon in your arsenal.
Never allow yourself to be alone in the company of a gentleman.
Gain control of the situation. Corner the enemy and cut him off from others whenever possible.
Always wait to be introduced to someone.
Never reveal your real name. An alias adds to useful confusion.
Keep your hands folded or neatly at your sides.
Hands are an effective weapon. Use them wisely.
Reputation is everything. A woman should be regarded with admiration.
Reputation is everything. A Maiden of Mayhem should be regarded with caution.
A lady doesn’t keep secrets.
Never betray the sisterhood. Discretion is your lifeline.
Spooky Season Reads With Rebecca Zanetti