The Alphabet Of Manliness
If it’s a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
If you can’t handle the punch to the colon I’m about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you’ll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
“WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT WOMEN IS SICK. YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON. BURN IN HELL.” —Melissa
“Thanks for writing this book, it gives me something to think about while I pork my ugly girlfriend.” —Jeff
“I didn't raise you like this. Why are you like this? Your father’s not like this either. This is terrible.” —Maddox’s mom