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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell: Signed Limited Edition

Tucker Max

ISBN 9780806534442
Publish Date 9/28/2010
Format
Categories Citadel, General
Currently out of stock

Signed Limited Edition

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.

With these words, Tucker Max launched a literary revolution. I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell became a runaway bestseller and inspired a major motion picture. Embraced as a celebration of modern-day debauchery or denounced as a kick in the groin to political correctness, Tucker Max’s funny, uncensored, outrageous, and irresistible adventures have become the stuff of legend. Here is his latest contribution to humanity: a signed limited-edition hardcover of his modern classic.

Actual reader feedback:

“I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?”

“Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it.”

“I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.”

“I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I’m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.”

“You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it’d make me love her more.”

Includes 16 pages of photos

About Tucker Max:

Tucker Max received his B.A. from the University of Chicago, where he graduated in 1998. He attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a J.D. in 2001 (despite the fact that he neglected to buy any of his textbooks for his final two years and spent part of one semester—while still enrolled in classes—living in Cancun). Tucker is purportedly the reason Duke dropped from 7 to 11 in the USN&WR rankings during his tenure. He currently lives in Los Angeles, and when he isn't drinking or fornicating, he writes for his website, TuckerMax.com.

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