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Hunter Shea

ISBN 9781516102815
Publish Date 10/3/2017
Format ePub
Categories Thriller/Suspense, Lyrical Underground
List Price: $1.99

“[A] hilarious creature-feature gorefest from pulp horror maven Shea…Twisted humor and campy horror. Those looking for a brain break and a bloody mess with revel in this promising series launch.” - Publishers Weekly on Jurassic Florida

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With her son’s heart set on piloting his own nuclear submarine, Rosemary Lanchester orders the craft advertised on the back of a comic book. What arrives is more sub-standard than submarine, but her son loves the cheap piece of cardboard. Until he and a friend nearly drown when they take the sub for a deep sea dive in the swimming pool.

Enraged, Rosemary reports the toy’s manufacturer to the Better Business Bureau. The company’s customer service center retaliates with threatening phone calls. Then her son and husband mysteriously disappear.

To save her family, Rosemary tracks down the company’s headquarters with the help of her brother—a survivalist with enough toys of his own to wage an all-out war.

And she still wants her $1.99 refunded.

Praise for Hunter Shea

“Old school horror.”—Jonathan Maberry

“A lot of splattery fun.”—Publishers Weekly

About Hunter Shea:

Hunter Shea is the author of the novels The Montauk Monster, Sinister Entity, Forest of Shadows, Swamp Monster Massacre, and Evil Eternal. His stories have appeared in numerous magazines, including Dark Moon Digest, Morpheus Tales and the Cemetery Dance anthology Shocklines : Fresh Voices in Terror. His obsession with all things horrific has led him to real life exploration of the paranormal, interviews with exorcists and other things that would keep most people awake with the lights on. He lives in New York with his family and vindictive cat. He waits with Biblical patience for the Mets to win a World Series. You can follow his travails at huntershea.com.

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