Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words
that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit."
Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready,
because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!
it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the
death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the
greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
The new edition includes:
"The Numbers of Manliness."
A full-color insert
Corrections to typos!
Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition
of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest,
hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be
selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This
humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work
every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.
If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you,
look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids
come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if
you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged
and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the
book open already.